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And it's the poors and immigrants that are to blame for the failings of this country?
I mean, it could be interesting if they piped in ambient noise from outside the boarding area, etc, into the boarding area, particularly around the windows where you can see your plane and stuff.
Or like if there's an observation lounge watching take offs and things.
I assume that's not what they're talking about because no way an airport could be that cool, but details.
The best thing to pipe into an observation lounge is the tower/ground frequencies. Watching planes doesn't have to be a Disney experience with a soundtrack.
better than a "close encounters of a third kind" experience. Just saying. ;)