this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 4 days ago (22 children)

Calling a woman "female". I have this suspicion anon is going to be a permavirgin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'm not trying to be some moral authority, I'm just saying anon is unlikely to find a gf like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Luckily, given the community we are in, it is pretty obvious that he is in the closet anyway.

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