this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You fucking idiot

You absolute baffoon

Donkey Kong Country let 2nd player play at the same time as you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but... how likely do you think it is that Anon has even one friend?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Or a sibling for that matter

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