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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

AlsotalkreallyfasttoveryfilibusteramddontletthemgetinasinglewordedgewisebecayseiftheystopyoutheycanrefuteapointsoquicklyjumpfromsubjecttosubjectwithimcreasinglyinsanefalsehoodslikehowallthedemocratsarelizardpeoplebutQisfightingthemalongwiththedeepstateplustheillumimatiandknightstemplararejoiningforceswiththeancientaliensofchichinitzaandeasternislandtocombatthebulrathiyesImeanthebulrathifrommasteroforion2becausetheyarearealinterstellarspecieswithshipsthatcoulddestroyearthwiththeflipofaswitchbutitsokbecausetheyknowthatvaginasaresupposedtobedrylikemywife'sandtheysympathizebuttheyhaveaprimedirectivethatwon'tallowthemtocleanoutthedeepstatedemocratlisardpeoplealsomysisterAbigailShapirohasgiantboobsandshethinksIdon'tknowthatsheknowsthatIstareatthembutIlikethatsheknowsanddoesn'tsayanythingbecauseshelikesitanditmakesbefeellikearealmanevenmorethanmyshittybeard.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I read this at first on a browser and missed out on most of it. (it cut off at "canrefuteapointsoq..." but when I pressed a button that said, "view source" it actually showed the whole thing. Anyways,) That was a journey, @[email protected]

I'm glad the aliens turned out being so understanding. 😂