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Pls help, President Xi stole my lunch 😡 (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It was lunchtime and I was about to enjoy the mayonnaise sandwich that Mama had packed for me (plain white bread, I'm not a savage) but when I opened up my lunchbox there was only a tiny President Xi inside and no sandwich. I started crying and asking him what he did with my food but all he did was laugh and Fortnite dance at me

Help pls what do?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look you just left it in the fridge.

Also you're an owl, shouldn't you be eating small rodent? I don't think you can even digest mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I absorb it like an amoeba