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The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well π€·ββοΈ.
Plus theyβve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
Worst case you can swap seats with Jay so that you can talk to Kevin Smith while the both of you watch him hit on her.
Which is why I'm taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
lol our row is going to empty the drink cart π
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
The safety of the flight depends on my ability to keep them distracted π«‘ Dabs, Kazuma first in case we need Aqua's rez