4 seems chill, unless whoever the window seat is changes that. There's also a morbid curiosity to the result of sitting in 6, it might just be entertaining enough to be worth it.
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5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
Easy 7
Honestly number 1 seems fine. They’d probably just listen to their podcasts and sleep.
I'll just stand
7, for sure. House doesn't want to talk, I don't want to talk, we're cool.
100% this plane's crashing.
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 please go god 4 4 4 please. Best cat boi. 9 is also fine because bbno$ is really chill.
Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.
I'ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they're both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.
Bbno$ also seems chill af
6 and 10 😌
Maybe some of these people can sit somewhere else and I get the whole row?
3 or 5. 3 would probably get old quick.
5 no question, we would have so much fun
yup. an evening with ks and mewes? hell yeah
7 either neither of them are talking to me or I get to watch CJ and Doctor house bicker. Regardless it shall be entertaining. Alternatively 10 for similar reasons.
damn, i barely recognize anyone.
5
Endless entertainment, whether they're in character or not.
7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
HO DI HO DI HO DI HO
House. He'd ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
5, I can count on some silence.
Are you kidding me? Jay won't ever shut the hell up, so he'll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
Might get a good buzz, or at least a plug which can be useful.
1 definitely
I honestly think they'd talk the least
That is the only clear choice.
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It's perfect.
Five minutes into the flight, he's going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he's going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he's going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce "It's lupus. You've got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land."
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- Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
someone do tell him, I want to know
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
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Beware horse girls! It's a trap!
Also, the goddess is a lush. Don't offer her any booze!
hashire hashire uma musume
7 because I need more mouse bites
backup plan of 2, brewstew would probably provide some good in flight entertainment, and sitting next to muscle man could be Alright
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
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My man, I can't grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
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5 or 1
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