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Pickleball goated lmao

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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

All I know is doe not involve pickles.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 19 hours ago

It doesn't?
Oh noo ...

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Further down it was explained, like badmitton or tennis but lazier I guess.

It's not a particularly dangerous sport either, don't know how this asshole killed himself doing it, must have been an act of god.

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I was just making a shitty joke. Sorry.