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Suspect with bong built into his car dashboard is arrested for the 98th time after high speed chase
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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You don't have a toilet built into that thing?
Too much aerodynamic drag.
just put a hole in the seat with some electric scissors (so i guess nuclear powered snippers) to slice off dingleberries. just, uh, if you've got some bait and tackle and don't want the at-home forcefemming don't forget to grab your gaff