HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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You don't have 20 domains. You have a realm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno ஓ๑♥๑ஓxxx420davefrommarketing14420xxxஓ๑♥๑ஓ what is wrong with adding a prefix

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Good list. No churro dog. No chili dog. My hot dog guy has this thing with sweet red cabbage slaw, bacon crumbles, sweet red hot dog sauce (not ketchup don't get me started) grated cheese, and his buns are grilled in thus great garlic butter he makes. He calls it his Texas dog because he's from Austin, and once a week he has a brisket dog that's respectable. Fuck I hope he's still open when I need dinner

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Clicks "show 'hunter2'"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

I don't get invited to parties. We discussed this last Friday.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

I'm offer you 11 eggs and 12 bucks, and a hit off the bong

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If they're after mine, it's likely for the anatomical novelty. Edit:speeling

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Get the right kind of paper and you can expand that

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reward: (ulcer)

 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

 

And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!

 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

 

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