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Imagine that bull taking a dump in your car.
I'd rather imagine it taking a dump in his car. Partially because it means I have to use less imagination resources.
You did notice that the entire right side of the car is covered in shit right?
"Officer, you'll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit"
"Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto..."
"No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it's starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel"