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[–] phx 1 points 2 years ago

"Officer, you'll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit"

"Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto..."

"No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it's starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel"