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I finally created the perfect JavaScript runtime: No-JS (feddit.de)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you can’t compress or obfuscate it, that’s a downside.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The runtime doesn't need to be obfuscated. Only the code you run with it. You can still compress and obfuscate that and it will run just as well as it did before. Actually you can completely scramble your code and it would still run exactly the same.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Sweet! That means I can encrypt my code to keep prying eyes away.