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[โ€“] [email protected] 300 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

All you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles.

It's just a small technical challenge.

[โ€“] [email protected] 159 points 1 year ago (2 children)

From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.

I expect to find ~$2 bn.

See you in jail!

[โ€“] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Calm down there Elizabeth Holmes

[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

Technically that's already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though...

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

i turn the microwave upside down

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And if you manage that, you'll make Bill Gates and Elon Musk look like paupers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you buy X and rebrand it Twatter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I prefer Xitter.