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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I’m pretty sure you’d lose more than just your arm if you were close enough to lava to “plunge” any sort of member into it.

Lava is typically 1300 F/700 C. Just exposure to the heated air around it would instantly burn you all over

[–] Roundcat 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can actually walk on some lava (with boots.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Imagine slipping

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah I've been a few feet from flowing lava. It's really really hot, but not like, instant death hot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A few feet, eh? Move one big step closer and tell me how it feels

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

You can do this for yourself at Volcano national Park in Hawai'i. If they still let people into the lava field. We got close enough to poke the new lava with sticks. It's tolerable unless you make the mistake of standing directly over it. Also if you go take flashlights, it's no fun trying to navigate a lava field by moonlight.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I work at a blast furnace, you can get alarmingly close to liquid iron before you are permanently injured.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Thank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco 10 points 2 years ago

It's fine as long as you have the high ground.

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