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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you give her the cock, and you both turn into a croc

When you give her the dink but both turn into a skink.

I could keep going

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

When you're putting it into her holey, and she turns into an anole

When you're getting feely on and she turns into a chameleon

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When she feels it in her gizzard, you turn into a lizard.

When you fellate 'er, you turn into a gator.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

When you give her the girth, you both turn into a bird.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

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