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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anwser the phone like "Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?" for a 85% chance for a "Sorry wrong call" :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Welcome to Papa's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. How may I help you?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

" you've reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "