this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's apparently a way to figure out why the call ended (hung up or cut off). If you go into airplane mode, it will seem like it was cut off.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

And Samsung, with all its wisdom disabled that "feature". You can't turn on airplane mode while on a call

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I think it's the difference between the call ending suddenly (hang up) and the call not responding for several seconds before dropping (lost connection).

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This ain't even a meme. It's straight up a tip for when you're about to call someone you hate

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It is actually how my teenage daughter avoids calls with me, and only uses IM, when she is out with her friends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'm just wondering why she thinks she needs such tricks at all lol

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

My voicemail says, "Sorry, if you're getting this message you're not on my contacts lists. Please text and I'll get back to you."

Even for people on my contacts list. This filters only real people and let's me text instead of talk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You guys have phone service on your phones?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Anwser the phone like "Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?" for a 85% chance for a "Sorry wrong call" :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

" you've reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Welcome to Papa's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. How may I help you?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

And always disconnect while you're in the middle of speaking.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do i subscribe to this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Text 'STOP' to unsubscribe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I hate talking on the phone and won't pick up, text me." also often works.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Spoken like someone who doesn't get calls from older people

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn right, because I don't pick up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's right, train them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

On one man, should have all this power

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Have you got more it this tips?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

"911, what's your emergency?" "My phone is about to die..."