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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Is porn intake measured in sieverts or mW/cm² or what?

What level is considered safe?

Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Npps aka Naked People Per Second

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don't get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ahem, they are called "female presenting nipples"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

With this guy, it's more like megapervs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The equivalent of 3 McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed in their playground ball pit per week

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I think the SI unit is faps but the Americans still use yanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I come to think about ajph (arousal jumps per hour) 🤔