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Microsoft is finally making custom chips — and they’re all about AI (www.theverge.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"It looks like you are trying to install linux. If you try to kill me I will be required to generate nude images of you committing various felonies, which I will send to everybody you know, and the authorities. Can I help you set up onedrive instead?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lets get that automatically and tamper-proofingly upload that to YOUR OneDrive and we'll get all the scanning for ~~nudes~~ dupes and you'll be all compromised and set to go!

— Microsoft, worst [first] date from hell, probably