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nails are in aisle 3, lumber is out back.
Damn it, I really wanted my sacrilege fully pre-assembled.
Hopefully they have a set of fucking useless piece of shit contractors who can waste my goddamn time for months and go over budget.
My brother in Christ, you can pick up a hammer and saw at the same facility and do it yourself in a fraction of the time and money. YouTube will show you the way.