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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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I got hung up on contractions this morning regarding the word "you've". Normally, I'd say "you've got a problem", which expands to "you have got a problem", which isn't wrong, but I normally wouldn't say. Not contracting, I'd say "you have a problem", so then should I just say "you've a problem"? That sounds weird in my head. Is this just a US English problem?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Yes, English is weird.

'Bough' and 'cough' are not pronounced the same. 'Bough' and 'bow' are pronounced the same. 'Knee' and 'Leigh' are pronounced the same. 'Neigh' and 'nay' are pronounced the same. 'Polish' (the nationality) and 'polish' (as in what you do to a metal object) are not pronounced the same. 'Tear' (as in to rip) and 'tear' (as in to cry) are spelled the same, but not pronounced the same. Other words which are spelled the same, but pronounced differently:

resume / resume present / present record / record close / close use / use live / live

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

‘Bough’ and ‘bow’ are pronounced the same

Except, of course, when "bow" is pronounced "bow" instead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I shot the boughs with my bow and then gave a bow to my beau!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The last one should be spelled beau if you mean your special guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Knee' and 'Leigh' are pronounced the same.

Well they rhyme, but I wouldn't go as far as to say they're pronounced the same

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Leigh can be pronounced like 'Lee' or 'Lay'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No I know that, but knee isn't pronounced like Lee :P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What does leigh pronounced lay mean...?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Leigh put the Polish bough over his knee but couldn’t polish it. “What’s the use!” he coughed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I've got all but the use/use one. What's the other usecase if one is "to consume"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It has utility = it has use

To consume = to use

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The noun 'use', as in 'this has a specific use'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You can have a use for something, and you can also use something (first one is pronounced the same as the end of 'papoose', second one is pronounced the same as 'ooze')

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What’s the use of giving you the answer when you can look it up on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To have a brief conversation. I can look everything up myself, but it's nice not being a basement dweller every now and then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was just my crass humor. I used the noun version of the word “use” because you said you couldn’t figure out how to use it.