this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Howee, get ready for pain!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hey, a dollar is a dollar.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.