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Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.
I'll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.
I'm here to blackmail you
Howee, get ready for pain!
They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.
Hey, a dollar is a dollar.
I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.
Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.