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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My guy, this is the onion

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, I can read. And see where it's posted.

Doesn't mean I can't debunk a theoretical argument.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Aw crap, I'm not an IQ I'm an ENFJ. ;(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That's just what they want you to think