smuuthbrane

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Cleavage rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This picture is the most convincing evidence that Zuck is actually human. I wonder if he's been practicing.

Canada shouldn't retaliate with US tariffs - Cory Doctorow in c/canada
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Europe is what Europe defines itself to be. Definitely a stretch to include Canada, but if we also keep a trade agreement with the rest of North America we could be a back door to European goods to sell into the USA.

Again, WILDLY unlikely.

Canada shouldn't retaliate with US tariffs - Cory Doctorow in c/canada
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I've actually been wondering if we shouldn't approach the EU for membership. It's probably a pretty hard sell from the EU side, but it would send a message about turning on one's closest ally.

Oreo omelette in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

There's food crimes that make me cringe and gag, and there's this that makes me genuinely disgusted. Bravo.

Trømp in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, make it a danish. Put a giant layer of custard and lemon filling all over it. Yum.

I'm a proud American, but if my country decides to go all-in on the crazy, I know where I stand... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for your future service.

We pay in healthcare and not giving a damn if you smoke up.

What would you rate Donald Trump's *actual* chances of getting more than two full terms as U.S. president? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In other words, you are asking whether Trump will find a way, legally or otherwise, to invalidate the POTUS term limit?

I agree he'll certainly try, but unless things turn really poorly over the next four years, I'd say his chances of doing so are really, infinitesimally low.

And I will further predict that the closer he gets to doing so, the higher the risk that he'll be a further assassination target.

Picard says go go gadget en garde in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A Vulcan Jedi would be most formidable.

A fashionable mono-bra that keeps one titty under decorative wraps and the other flopping in the wind in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Any nursing bra can be made to do this.

Built an LCARS based doorbell! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I hope after someone hits "ring" it goes into a warp core eject countdown.

Beneral disease rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's all caused by computers.

But please share this via the Internet.

Should have a pizza sauce rim in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you froth aqua fromaggia the same way you can with aqua fava? Asking for a friend, not because the idea of mozzarella water meringue is giving anyone ideas.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (sh.itjust.works)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (sh.itjust.works)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (sh.itjust.works)
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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