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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (18 children)

I still can believe the world to rally together when it means to kill something.

The enemy must be simple though. Too complicated or invisible or something and the conspiracy nuts will take over.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You wouldn't be able to see the aliens. The best you would be able to do is get blurry pictures of their ships from telescopes if you're lucky. Conspiracy nuts would do fine.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Any civilization able to get to us, would be advanced enough that a carrier task group bombing the uncontacted people of the north sentinel islands would be a fair fight in comparison.
We would see a blur in our telescopes followed by death or whatever they want to do to us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or whatever they want to do to us.

Anal probing, most likely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Poor aliens just think our ass is the mouth. Where they come from bipeds are assmouth to assface

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