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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only Fascists & Conservatives are brain-dead stupid enough to actually believe this is some kind of conspiracy & that the other however many teams in the Chief's conference would go along with it.

It's staggeringly stupid, but if you can believe in a magical old man living in the sky that watches you masturbate, you can believe in anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't kink shame god. It gets boring up in heaven.