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[โ€“] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm 2 paragraphs in and I'm tapping out, I'm pretty sure I can feel my brain melting from the inside and I don't wanna make a mess on my keyboard by reading further.

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And why is it called tapping out? That's right, because in professional wrestling, those who give up the fight tap the floor! They're teaching your kids to give up! ๐Ÿ˜ก

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, that one's actually accurate, yeah?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They don't actually teach kids to do anything.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If at first you don't succeed, leap 18 feet off he'll in a cell and crash through the announcers table!

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Good for you. I only made it to berth

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

The president represent leadership. What is lead? A poisonous metal. And the president? Like the dent left in a baby's head when the nurse drops him in the maternity ward.

It all lines up, folks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You're probably right to do so. It just gets more painful.