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[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I also love basil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

No, it's jum-lie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I miss my custom cases and the light up plate that I had in my Nokia back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

The parsley is doing fine. Nothing wrong going on here.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also "unlimited vacation days just as long as you get your work done" equals no vacation days

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

"well, I'm already here. Let's check this place out"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It's also a handout to Israel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

A win for the president, a loss for everyone else (except some billionaires and hundred millionaires)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

10 foot long phone charger

 

Good turnout today!

 
 

At the community garden that I'm part of, last year, we bought what we called, "an investment hose" it was a durable, good quality hose, more expensive than any other hose we've ever bought. It was supposed to last us for years. But for some reason, it's gone missing. The person that removed our hose removed the sprayer and left it for us.

The person that stole our hose certainly had good taste, because they stole our expensive, good hose!

I'm not sure what to make of this. We've never had a hose stolen before. People pick our produce, try to walk out with our tools, someone tried to once plant a tree in the middle of the path. People do weird things in our garden. But the hose being stolen is a first. It's upsetting, but mostly inconvenient.

 

Do we still care about egg prices?

 

It's Texas Roadhouse

https://archive.ph/MOhbB

 

The license says 9PEN155. I think it says PENIS. The driver was a man. Did this guy win the license plate lottery? Or did he pay for a vanity plate that was subtle enough that it got through the censorship?

 
 
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