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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Next on the agenda: finding the Lindbergh Baby™

[–] ininewcrow 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

92 year old Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr was discovered by Onion editors during a weekly staff meeting after secretaries noticed that Lindbergh had been employed by the Onion as an entertainment staff writer for the past four years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck I never thought to check the employee org chart

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hey somebody check for a Hoffa, Jimmy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Lindbergh baby has been wandering around La Guardia for decades like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He was killed the same day he was kidnapped and his body was found about 2.5 months later. He was found 4.5 miles from his home partially buried in the woods.