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[–] ininewcrow 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Excuse me sir but you're above the weight limit ... you may either pay an adjusted fee ... or we amputate two limbs

American rubbing his chin: .....mmmmmm ... I don't know .... hmmmm?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How much extra do they charge for the amputations?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Only costs you an arm and a leg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or I was thinking about if it was in America

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That'd be seven digits normally!

[–] ininewcrow 3 points 1 year ago

six digits if you have shitty health insurance ... five digits if we get a really good vet ... four digits if we do it right here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Free and instant weight loss, can't complain.