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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In 2010 we brought you FaceTime. Today, we are proud to announce FleshTime, the new best way to communicate with your loved ones.

[–] ILikeBoobies 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We already have synchronized sex toys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Apple always announces products like they are the only ones, except maybe with the first iphone. "this is the best iPhone yet" not the "best smartphone in the market".

Also they wouldn't call it sex toys, they would call it a whole new revolutionary class of communication devices.