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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dragon for sure. It's getting increasingly embarrassing to be a human...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DnD dragon, get shapechange for free

[–] Hacksaw 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, it's strength, flight, maybe poison breath all in one and you can go back to human anytime. Dragon has literally no downsides!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... I don't know how much dragons eat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

My family watching me eat 2 whole roasted chickens, 5kg of potatoes, and drink a whole pot of soup, all in 10 seconds: 1000029906

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well it doesn't specify dragon type/color. Not every dragon has an innate alternate form ability, so hopefully you get one of those.

Age is also an issue. Depending on how old you are, you'll probably be somewhere between young to young adult. If you're at least 50 you can hit young adult. This means you're pretty limited in a lot of things, and if you have your innate spellcasting at all, it's gonna be pretty limited.

If you're one of the dragon colors that doesn't get innate alternate form, you're probably gonna have to hide for the better part of a century just to get old enough to have some decent spells.

So there are downsides, if temporary ones, to the dragon option. Still, it's probably the best choice, yes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There's wonderful cliffs around my city, l dream of being a dragon and sleeping on the cliff basking in the sun all day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Free fire resist, flight, and fire breath? Count me in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hoard then eat enough gold and other valuable materials and you become a god.