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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There's often a tradeoff between what's fun and what's healthy!