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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"What do you have on under the kilt"?

.... Shitty Antiques.

[–] mrbn 10 points 1 year ago

Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Two words:

Ass

Pennies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

don't judge, we all have hobbies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You see @[email protected] this is how you become successful. He'll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I'd ever wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There's often a tradeoff between what's fun and what's healthy!