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Lauren Boebert rails about “Biden Crime Family” just before her son is arrested for crime spree (www.lgbtqnation.com)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I heard Boebert has a cleft butthole

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I’m cracking up at this sentence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That ass crack ran too deep, straight up the bunghole and beyond, something like this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm not clicking that link

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't click, it's not worth it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No man, that's just one big hemorrhoid