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MySQL moment (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If your views aren't nested joins on views on views on views with group bys with wildcard text matching are you even trying to enter hell?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. I once worked with a junior developer who had constructed a simple reusable view with test coverage. I don't think they were even trying to make a pact with the nether realm. I'm just not sure what SQL is coming to these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Absolute amateur