this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just think, maybe all the "Collect X for Y" npcs in games had hopes, goals and dreams as well! Did you even ask them?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No such dialogue option popped up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Why don't you ever ask me how my day was?", my wife asked angrily.

No such dialogue option popped up.

I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It always makes me kind of sad when people compare themselves to an NPC. NPCs are literally based on real people? You're ashamed for being real? Lol