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[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what's wrong with "super cool pic" lol

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It isn't flirty, "super cool" sounds like she's taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. "Hot" is a good start, or something like "wow", or "omg" or any combination of 😍🥵😳💗🔥💦🍆 works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

The recovery was actually pretty good though, it's funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, "In my defense I've heard people can't make words good when they're extremely horny, so please take that into account".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I agree with the first part of your comment but what the hell is the second part lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Maybe, "the blood rushed out of my head" would be a better line? Idk I'm not good at flirting