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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I have a rainbow computer with only one monitor. Am I not a software engineer?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

34+ inch ultra wide screens get a pass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Naah, just a 27 inch regular monitor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mate get yourself a second one, you'll never go back

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Well of course, my screens are in front of me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Software engineer with smol pp

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Please don’t share such secrets in a public forum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's one of those ultra wides, how do you get any work done if you can only see one screen worth of code and things that help the code?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, I am not that good of a software engineer. Probably, why I don’t get jobs, despite thinking that I did well for the interview?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's the only possible explanation