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Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite (newsthump.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Ive never actually tried Marmite or Vegemite, but I would like to someday. I think Id be ok with it. I like savory stuff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Marmite on warm toast is 🔥🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

With lots of butter/buttery spread.. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a Marmite puritan and so forgo the decadence of butter, but to each his own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I've never met anyone who has it neat, no judgment, I'll occasionally lick the knife of neat marmite, but having it on toast on its own makes my mouth dry just thinking about it.. But hey, to each their own! lol

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