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Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite (newsthump.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you milk a raccoon and then process that lovely raccoon milk into cheese ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's just what a viking hippie would say.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yep! We are indeed famous for our Bandit Brie and our Scavenger Sardo. Our Trash Tapas aren't half bad either.