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Kristi Noem Saves Face by Claiming Dog She Shot Was Infected with Woke Mind Virus (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I can't even tell what's parody anymore...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (5 children)

“I thought the dog was growling when I heard it go ‘herrrrrr’ near my son, but then I realized it was trying to queer him up by referring to him as a ‘her.’ I knew the only way to protect him at that point was to put a bullet between Fido’s woke eyes before he turned my children into transvestite commie Jewish Palestine sympathizers.

..you cant? reeeally?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I've caught myself thinking it was an Onion article before, only to discover it wasn't. And I've heard these morons refer to someone as both Jewish and Palestinian in the same sentence. And woke and commie. So this isn't that far into unbelievable.

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