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[–] [email protected] 113 points 9 months ago (4 children)

He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

"Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Exactly 0% of that blood is his

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

He didn't get his black belt for nothing.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ramsay vs SCP-087

Or ramsay is what's knocking on the door

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn't yet been issued an SCP number?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago