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[–] [email protected] 113 points 9 months ago (4 children)

He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

"Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Exactly 0% of that blood is his

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

He didn't get his black belt for nothing.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ramsay vs SCP-087

Or ramsay is what's knocking on the door

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn't yet been issued an SCP number?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago

Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Other than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure that was the intention¹

¹I mean... it has a footnote and everything

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Need a British comedy adaptation of the Navidson record

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would pay good money to see that, especially if it was starring Mr Bean lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well shit, now I want a Rowan Atkinson and Gordon Ramsay comedy film. Any kind, really... buddy cop, rom-com, heist, psychological horror. It's money in the bank

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You should check out a show that came out some years ago called Psychoville! None of those people are in it, but it's the closest thing I've ever seen to what you're describing lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just saw a clip, it's got its hooks in me now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The show they did after that is really good too, it's an mystery/horror/comedy anthology called Inside No. 9

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

He better not wake Azathoth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I'd get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Let's just check the walk-in freezer now.

...annnd I'm in Blackreach