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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not even true. If there's a medical product in eyeshot, they'll be seeing its logos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Babies can't see for shit when they're just born. Maybe the pampers logo in their diaper, but even that's a stretch.