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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

At press time, reports confirmed the baby’s 17 days of serenity had been cut short after the walls and roof of her incubator had been sold as ad space.

Honestly, the onion is just too good. Pure gold.

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