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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (12 children)

I'll take $75 of my profits and buy a shit new bike whenever someone I can't beat up takes it

(I cannot beat up many people. I would not profit from this model.)

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago (11 children)

And they're not going to steal a $75 bike, they steal nice bikes that have resell value.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's just not true sadly

[–] Kalothar 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah the people that steal bikes and the people that know a lot about bike values are probably not usually the same guys

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