Im pretty sure I also agree with you, but you’re being a bit of an ass about it
Kalothar
Oh shut up, this is not true, the middle class doesn’t fucking exist in the first place and this splintering at every single point is why fascism roots have grown so deep
You’re either a bot or the exact kind of people the Nazis loved
Bad bot or shit human, makes no difference
Judge James Comens is a coward, who should be named and shamed
Thanks, I’ve always wanted to write them actually and used to put them in my notes app all the time
I think I’ll get back into that actually!
That is so funny, I thought about checking if they got up that high. It’s been awhile since I’ve read some of them haha
Item #: SCP-4974
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-4974 is currently adrift in the Pacific Ocean, approximately 1,300 km southwest of Hawaii. Due to its unpredictable movements and the absence of propulsion, satellite surveillance via Orbital Tracking Array Delta-12 is to remain active at all times. No direct approach is to be made without O5 clearance. Naval units encountering SCP-4974 are to maintain a distance of no less than 5 km and report visual contact immediately.
Any civilian reports regarding a “floating house” are to be intercepted and discredited via standard disinformation protocols (“maritime hallucination” narrative).
Description:
SCP-4974 is a single-story manufactured home of unknown origin, structurally consistent with prefabricated housing models from the early 2000s. SCP-4974 is capable of sustained buoyancy and locomotion without any observable propulsion system. It does not appear to be affected by ocean currents or prevailing winds and exhibits irregular movement patterns across the Pacific Ocean.
Interior scans reveal standard furniture placement, though all appliances appear to be non-functional and lack any power source. Despite this, observers at a distance of over 1 km report seeing lights flickering on and off within SCP-4974 and silhouettes of humanoid figures in the windows. Upon closer inspection (within 100 meters), the interior appears completely vacant, and the anomalous lights cease.
Notable Incident:
On ██/██/20██, a U.S. Navy vessel encountered SCP-4974 during a routine patrol. Initial reports classified it as debris. Upon visual inspection, crew reported observing movement within the structure. Due to the lack of any threat response and confusion about jurisdiction, the structure was left uninvestigated. Foundation agents embedded within the Navy intercepted the incident logs and began tracking SCP-4974.
Addendum 4974-A:
Excerpt from crew debrief:
“Looked like a house, just… floating there. No engine, no sails. Lights would flicker, but there wasn’t a sound. Like the ocean didn’t touch it. One of the guys swore he saw someone watching us from the window. But when we circled back, it was dark. Empty. Like it had always been.”
Hypothesis:
Some researchers theorize SCP-4974 may be a spatial or dimensional anchor, phasing intermittently between multiple states of occupancy. Its purpose, if any, remains unknown.
Is is…..is itt the cum jar?
From that Reddit story about the wife finding the cum jar?
Nvm: I’m it’s a different man and a different jar
This is actually fantastic news
Actually getting a reliable stream of AMAs going could be just what Lemmy needs to really grow, it was a primary engagement point for Reddit.
Does anyone know how that all started or how to replicate the approach built by them?
Yeah, I really do feel for you, I’m in the same boat and ashamed of our country being taken over by these false patriots and how inhumane they are.
It’s more than that, it’s manufactured apathy at best and negligent hatred at worse. History has churned through authoritarianism before and it has always been found lacking, but it wasn’t supposed to happen here.
If you want to talk to a fellow american who is also going through it go ahead and message me! We have to stay strong together