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Nearly all Nintendo 64 games can now be recompiled into native PC ports to add proper ray tracing, ultrawide, high FPS, and more (www.tomshardware.com)

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[–] zcd 363 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nintendo right now: Get Boeing on the line

[–] [email protected] 96 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Nintendo's execs calling Boeing's execs: "Hey, can you refer us to your.....fixers? You know.......rhymes with shmassassin.....yeah you know, those guys."

[–] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If they want the job done, he's not taking a 747

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

No thats how he kills them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Change it to "Boeingman" lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"You're asking about our Garbage Men?"

"No, I mean... Wait, actually maybe..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sends the QA department

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Quality Assassins, what did you think it stood for?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Smash Sassin*

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And why shouldn't they? This is blatant piracy of the source material, not to mention unauthorized usage of their intellectual property per the Digital Melenium Copyright Act (DMCA) of 1996 hereby specifying in section 2.1 article C clause 7, quot: "In accordance with the applicable intellectual property laws, the registered holder of digital ownership is hereby prohibited from editing or modifying third-party copies of copyrighted material without the explicit consent or authorization of the copyright holder. Any such unauthorized usage constitutes a violation of the copyright holder's exclusive rights and may result in legal action under the relevant statutes."

Sorry to interject but I graduated from law school and blatant disrespect to copyright law like this urks me. I will let it slide and not report this post, but I would recommend at least putting a disclaimer or rewording it to avoid a lawsuit from Nintendo.

[–] zcd 5 points 9 months ago

This is like the nintendo version of the navy seal copypasta, glorious